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Trabant was an automobile as East Germany In reality it was more like a lunch box with the starter motor of a lawn mower engine as His gigantic 0 5L two times, quite similar to a Dodge Challenger's 6 2L V8, could accelerate from 0 to 100 km h on the same day and was the only vehicle known to man that had insects crushed on the rear window rather than the wind screen.
While most of the world knew never knew the Trabant, he was very popular in East Germany In fact, it was so popular that the waiting period for delivery has been reduced to three weeks but he took a year for the car to reach its destination.
According to reports, the little blue puffs of smoke coming out of the Trabant exhaust pipe were made for smoke signals by some, this has caused an international incident at a time when an American tourist Sioux original was very offended by the apparent insults from a Trabant that called at a set of traffic lights, the situation could possibly be defused after an interpreter, who was called to the scene, could specify that the car was talking in a rare dialect Apache and was friendly with tourism.
The Trabant was designed by Sir G Sus lizard The German Government had found his number in a newspaper ad and contacted to design the Trabant As Sir G Sus Lizard was British, he has no idea what that East Germans have said and thought they had contacted him to design the lunch box of a child the East Germans, after realizing their mistake did not have enough money to pay him to design a car and asked him to combine design with a lawn mower and a cardboard box and the end result was the Trabant.
Trabant has been sold to the public and therefore has never been used by the police as they found walking much easier and could catch a Trabant without jogging Trabant was also so unreliable that Police will wait a few minutes for a suspect's car to break and then walk on many Trabant have also found use as a weed killer that the exhaust coming out of them was so deadly that even bacteria survive many could not people like anthrax.
After East Germany was purchased by West Germany a newer model of the Trabant was released, this time with an engine actually the first version of the new car was a failure because the -Built VW engine was too powerful for the chassis cardboard Trabant and took off without it, even if the second attempt was better thought it was not always true success chassis was reinforced with tape but no wanted to buy the car only after a clever marketing manager had the brilliant idea to use sticky tape color instead of the clear variety and label the car as Rally edition, sales skyrocketed to three Unfortunately, this success was short-lived as well as it turned out, the manufacturers did not put enough rally stripes on the car, so that when the first leg of a rally event, one of s driver lost control of the car on a high speed strip, making almost 14 km h the car ended up in a horse paddock, right next to a pile of excrement a horse apples e e asked the horse Trabant that was supposed to be and he said that I drive my horse apple When he heard that he started laughing and announced If you are a car, then I my Granny Smith 1 After this incident, all the Trabant was taken from the race and out of the paddock for that matter and the production of the Trabant was limited to the Trabant fuckyou a car and Trabant Fuckup a pickup These models were actually quite successful with the addition of Starbuck new engine designed by Victor Gauntlet was created using coffee cans and dynamite or drop variety Soviet it gave the new car engine wheezing 1 hp which allowed the Trabant reach its maximum speed of 13km h faster and cardboard windshield cede that made the Trabant appears to be a slightly used Land Rover.
There was a sports edition of the Trabant - it came with a pair of tennis shoes.
Trabant is the first truly biodegradable car in the world.
If you put a banana in a Trabant value will skyrocket for three weeks, until the rot of bananas.
If His Holiness the Dalai Lama was to have any kind of car, of the Trabant.
If you have a Trabant in your ear, you can hear the ocean.
The cars in I, Robot are actually modified Trabant, not Audis.
Trabant recognized by the fastest car that is not a Ferrero Rocher Ferrero by international aid.
The Stig drove a Trabant in SCCA SOLO in 2007 and finished second to Chuck Norris.
It has only 18 horsepowers under the motor 30 would have resulted in a fatal explosion.
It is the only car that is never fatal when driven drunk because if you hit a pedestrian, you will die most likely because the car will be crushed by them.
It is the safest car in the world, because if you hit something the cardboard will crush and roll up becaome a giant roll of bubble wrap.
There was once a movie called Go Trabi Go from a guy who tries to get his Trabant to start so he won t be late for work.
The power only the Rally Sport version was a popular model here as an open convertible.
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