German jokes are not funny!
Q What do you call a German Sauerkraut A pissed.
Q Why do they bury the Germans 20 meters from the metro Because basically they are really nice.
Q How the Germans tie their shoes with little knotsies A.
Q What is the German kid says when he pushed his brother a cliff A look, mother, not Hans.
Q What is the difference between a German and a trolley A A trolley has a clean mind.
Q Why German futbol players do so well in math A They know how to use their heads.
Q Why are there so many tree-lined streets and alleys in France leaves A Germans like to walk in the shade.
Q How the Germans conquered Poland so fast A They went backward and Poles thought they were leaving.
Q heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant called The food is excellent, but an hour later you're hungry for power.
Q How each German joke In A start looking over your shoulder.
Q What players make tea drink PenalTea German futbol.
Q What is the difference between the German striker Miroslav Klose and a puppy A A puppy will eventually stop whining.
Q Have you heard of the German new microwave A It s ten seats inside.
Q If your American in the living room that you are in the European bathroom.
Q How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb A One We are very efficient and it's not a joke.
Q What do you call a German in the final of the World Cup A A Referee.
Q Why are the Germans started two world wars A This was the only way they could get visitors.
Q Why does not cannibals eat Jews as Germans A They give them gas.
Q What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German A A Beaner-Schnitzel.
Q What is a German wife get her husband on her wedding day is long and difficult A New Name.
Q What do you call a German Lady A Good tight.
Q What does a German politican has in common with the mouth of a German porn star A They're both full of shit.
Q What is the difference between Christianity and National Socialism A In Christianity, a guy died for all others.
Q Who is the Jewish cook the most well known Hitler.
Q How do you get rid of the aristocratic von A Von Germans.
Q What is the difference between German socialism and orgasm A German socialism, you moan for more devilishly.
Q What is the difference between a German and his girlfriend A His girlfriend a higher number of sperm.
Q What is the German manufacturer of the watch tells the clock does tick tick a HAF Vays vee to make you Tock.
Q How German chocolate cake recipe starts first invade ze kitchen.
Q How many people Fron Dresden can keep you in a Mini Cooper About 25,000 if you got a shovel.
Q What is the difference between a German and a unicorn chip Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Q Did you hear about the winner of the German beauty contest To Me neither.
Q Why Jesus wasn t born in Germany A He could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Knock Knock Who's there Germany Germany, many fish in the sea.
I ate at this German Restaraunt, the other day, the food was great, but 30 minutes later, I was hungry for power.
Front of the Olympic Stadium with a long walk Man event Olympic Stadium is collarred by a guard.
The man replies No, I'm not German is; but how did you know my name was Walter.
Cop A German was driving his car in the UK A British cop pulls to the side of the road.
Cop Sir, you realize that there are two poisonous snakes on your windshield.
The German courses Off Zey are my vinscreen vipers.
Hitler ist unterwegs Das Auto Rast an einem Bauernhof vorbei Da springt ein Schwein auf die StraЯe Der Fahrer kann nicht mehr bremsen Das Schwein stirbt Hitler befiehlt seinem Fahrer, zum Hof zu gehen und es dem Bauern zu sagen Der Fahrer sagt zum Bauern Ich bin der Fahrer unseres Fьhrers Schwein Das ist tot.
Hitler is on the road his car races past a farm A pig jumps on road The driver can not stop in time The pig dies Hitler ordered his driver to go to the farm and tell the farmer the driver know to farmer, I Amm ze drriver of ourr Fьhrrerr Ze Svine iz dead.
Wie sieht ein echter Arier wie aus Blonde Hitler, Goebbels groЯ wie und wie Gцring slim.
How true Aryan blond look like Hitler, as tall as Goebbels and Lank that Gцring.
Hitler had black hair Goebbels was quite short and Gцring was fat.
Hitler unterhдlt sich auf einem mit einem Frontbesuch einfachen Soldaten Hitler Fragt Kamerad was wьnscht Du Dir, wenn Du vorderster a prior im Granathagel stehst Der Dass Sie antwortet Soldier, mein Fьhrer, neben mir stehen.
Hitler visits the front and speaks to a soldier asks Hitler Pal, when you are in the first line under artillery fire, what do you want for the soldier replied that, my Fьhrer, standing next to me.
Was gibt für neue Witze - 2 months ago Dachau So misunderstood, then what is the trouble to tell new jokes.
Fred said his prayers that his father was through her bedroom door God bless Mom, Dad and God bless, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany Fred, his father said, Why do you want to Hamburg to be the capital of Germany Because art that I wrote in my geography test.
The Foreigner Once there was a man who came from Germany to America, he could not speak English so he went to the choir and learned how me me say me me So he went to the store and saw a little girl say he stole my doll and on the way back, he went to get the meat from the butcher and learned to tell great big butcher knife butcher knife Then he went home and looked sanitizer commercial air and learned how to say plug-in plug Then he went to the store and there was a murder police said the man who killed abroad told me me me me police said Why did you kill and the man said he stole my dolly man police said what you killed him with the man said great big butcher knife butcher knife Then they the were taken to jail and sentenced to death the police man said a last word and abroad say the Simply Connect ancher.
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