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In these times of increasingly globalized, it is sometimes difficult to see the actual difference between two similar objects made in completely different countries This is particularly the case with cars nowadays cars are produced around the world, leaving people trying to HEARD where the car had just clueless.
However, some differences never disappear This is essential in the biggest rivalry in cars of all time between the American and European cars.
One of the most essential things of a car is nothing design said, I know more about cars than you do to get the look of the right car is also the first thing that people tend to look - the actual body of the car can not just say something about the owner no, most of the time, it also says something about the car manufacturer.
However, it is a fact that just amazing art when you break it down, it seems that the continent is a decisive factor for the design of the car, so the need to make a difference between America and Europe this comparison is apt, because the size of these two parts of the world is pretty much the same.
In Europe, the looks of a car is an important aspect It seems that European car manufacturers are not satisfied until they work on the car looks fantastic ve The best proof of this can be demonstrated.
As you can see, these two cars are just beautiful edges are where they're supposed to be, the color is perfect and design all-out makes the cars look like they were created by nature itself The car seems as if made by a God hell, this piece of text can hardly bear pure perfection that these cars have AAAAAAA it hurts and you can have for just 1 5 million.
Now you might think this is somewhat unfair, because they are the best models of the best companies, but let a look at the European regular car.
Now even though this is a car that every German idiot can buy, it's still like a rounded champion are perfect, exactly where they're supposed to be and decent price makes it even more fantastic Unfortunately, most pieces fall if you take some sort of dip in the road is an opinion held by the Americans, who do this kind of things to do for their terrible automobile industry.
I guess this is what European looks are all about the quality as the first priority of quality that doesn t sometimes not come cheap, but at least it works not only that, you can watch all day and you'll still do not tire you ask me how they do ask you why is it so damn good thing not only that, but why it also works like a charm tsk.
And I guess there's only one answer that the human desire better things, circumstances and life quite as art that European design is to better the last masterpiece 'artwork.
The performance is also essential when it comes to cars I came up with three areas to measure performance.
It's two out of three, so there must be a winner.
This one is a no-brainer strain US roads were a little top speed, but American cars just to reach it, and when they do, the black smoke pours out of the exhaust and engine bits fly on the road behind them; while European roads allow cars driving as fast as they want, although the only cars which therefore made are those that cost at least 100,000.
The explanation is simple a 5 liter American V8 engine produces enough power to tear the rice pudding skin, but no longer a European 5-liter V8 can produce up to 450 bhp without the fact of being special that spells liter Europeans rightly shows that their engineers understand engineering.
Aha, now take a chance, 1 4-corner tower Let's have both cars run at the same speed and let s have both not brake Here's what will happen.
The European car will turn around the corner with ease hell, it s seems more dangerous than it really is the driver can drink a cup of coffee, whistling a song, maybe read a news paper of his car will never fail the only thing that can get damaged is the road or the laws of physics.
When an American car trying to turn around a bend, three things will happen.
1 rear end starts to shake 2 car continues in a completely straight line 3 car failed to stop completely and sinks into the nearest tree Europe must be a clear winner.
As there are more ducks that even the Pan managers in American cities, braking is a key competitive battleground.
Here's what happens to both cars to 60 mph 100 km long must brake suddenly for a duck cross the road.
European car brakes really, really hard and stops at least half a mile before the duck perfectly.
US car brakes it stops smoothly, just opposite the duck, who has just died of a heart attack The car does not burn its brakes or eat tires luxuriously He rocks on his suspension for several minutes, then exploded in a factory fault unrelated.
American cars are essentially large by European cars economy cars Most US can hold six Renault Espace in just the back seat only The big reason for this is because Americans have families of fat, wobbly and that the Americans are a bunch of bastards Lardy which, as said before can fit in a can, but Americans enjoy the occasional kiss in a car, they also enjoy driving by s and hunting terrorists and training in terrorist hunt it is for this reason that the government required that all new models starting in 2009 will be equipped with Big Mac tables, mounted machine guns and Kevlar plating.
European cars, in accordance with European sensibility and desire to not look like a team, usually weigh less than the average American citizen because the average American citizen weighs over 1000 pounds Having Uncyclopedia, you know you're getting the most reliable data.
American cars do not run out of things known as safety features, including most massive part of most American cars that protect in accidents; they re bumpers have also been designed to withstand the collisions of vehicles up to 5 mph to help women and drunks while US car parking but do not require safety devices This is because Americans them- themselves have evolved with large crumple zones body fat.
Even small American cars look like they can tear more a European car, because of their ridiculous size, however, they're also cheaper plastic, you can buy, they crumple well Fortunately, however, most of your will US average ensure they have some security.
Americans think that Europeans are quite naive to generalize Americans.
Most American cars are crap compared to European cars but that's okay, because European cars would not be as cool if more Americans homeowners.
An American with a European car is much better than a European with an American car as the old shows he has taste, money and power latter trying to hide being a gay Pansy saying it can handle the raw power of a 9 Ltr, V12, 11 US car BHP.
Or you can just get a Japanese bike and tear the ass at once, still have time to catch a movie, and connect some sweet ladies who are generally much more impressed by a nice bike anyway.
American cars are great value compared to their European counterparts, they're fast, comfortable, difficult, and if it never reaches, it is more affordable to set American cars have the added value of being modified and improved America built the best muscle cars, and is competitive with European car manufacturers since the performance regarding the Corvette ZR1 is 200,000 dollars cheaper and available, while beating most supercars built the same year the Ford GT a limited edition model that showed the exotic appearance and performance that captures the great ingenuity and taste that American show cars automatic gear ensure that the drive and feels soft beef.
Europe European automakers produce solid luxury cars that break down and cost a fortune to repair their supercars are some of the best because they refine the interior with an unlimited budget The price of gas in Europe and size of roads affected the shape and size of cars more than the consumer's waist line is not that Americans are overweight and need larger cars, but that European roads are narrow, winding and crowded always Unlike to clear empty highway in Los Angeles or New York streets.
For Say what you will about the comparison between the American and European cars Japanese automakers build luxury, economy cars and oriented performance that grow most of the automotive industry in the shadow Toyota, Lexus, Nissan, Honda and Subaru has shown that the reliability, luxury and performance can be achieved with consistency regardless of where the cars are built they should be an extension of the consumer, not a symbol of money American cars give their owners a sense of pride like Japanese counterparts, but European luxury cars are just cool until the next model comes out, except for Lambo and Ferrari s s which are in a class of their own and all the cars out of time.
Britian's car in the drive in the UK on the opposite side of the road which can cause many problems for tourists.
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