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Just a short message and light as you pointing to this article on the BBC News website that talks Stephen Mulvey on how the EU tries to seduce his voters and why it is needed Europe looking for years for something inspire a new generation of people a generation 60 years unimpressed peace and the end of the continents divisions of the cold war.
The room itself is well worth a read, but what I really liked was the European jokes in the comments to Article One example, commentator Robert Fromow A prize was to be awarded to the first person to discover a horse with black and white stripes like a zebra one German, one French, one English and Spanish participated in hopes of winning the 1,000,000 euros the German decided to spend weeks in the national library research horses with black and white stripes Englishman went directly to a shop in Piccadilly which specializes in hunting gear, bought all the necessary equipment and set off for Africa in its pursuit of this strange creature the French bought a horse and painted in black and white the Spaniard went to the best restaurant he knew in Madrid, ordered an expensive meal for himself with a bottle of wine; after the meal, he ordered an expensive cigar in Havana and a Napoleon brandy, sitting in a luxurious armchair in the hotel and started to think about what he would do with one million euros when he found this remarkable horse with black stripes and whte Robert Fromow Beaconsfield UK.
Go ahead and laugh And if you know of European decent jokes you, please feel free to post them in our comments section.
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Yes, I know it's an old joke, but it's always worth a laugh or two.
In the sky, the British police, the cooks are French, German engineers Directors are Swiss and Italian fans.
In hell, German police cooks are British engineers are Italian Administrators are French and Swiss fans.
Not really a joke, but the Simpsons once referred to the French as cheese-eating surrender monkeys It has somehow stuck here in the States.
In Greece, I heard the following addition to the joke of the sky hell.
In hell is organized government or business or anything not entertaining by the Greeks.
The only exception seems to be the Olympics, but that was probably classified as entertainment, and he came from behind !.
I wonder why no new EU member are included in these jokes.
I suppose we must expect national stereotypes of the new Member States at present spread west I can not imagine a joke about the stinginess of a Latvian just one example would raise a smile just the question, are particularly stingy Latvian .
You do not hear of the Irish jokes, which is mostly a good thing, but it means there's an unused funds slappingly funny thigh material will lose so lets welcome new members by copying the Yanks Glen How Polacks -he to screw in a light bulb HII do not know, Glen Glen one Nope, it takes three Glen laughs HI doesn t Glen Wait a minute, I said it wrong here, I'm startin on How is it takes three Polacks screw up a light bulb HII do not know, Glen Glen Because they're damn stupid Glen laughed again loosen HI Don t doesn t Glen Shit, dude, get it there HI no, Glen, I do t Glen Shit man, think about what I guess that's what they call a way HI circuit Why s Glen Because you do not get on the way back HII m already home, Glen Either that or we could stick to what we know how many Germans there to screw in a more efficient bulb.
A French joke on Belgians I've seen in an Irish newspaper none does no better.
A Belgian family wants to take their car with them on vacation in England, but their daughter is prone to seasickness, they decided to make the shortest possible crossing from Calais.
So they all pile into the car, and they drive, and they drive and they lead until finally they see a sign saying Calais They shrug their shoulders in despair and go home.
So they all pile into the car, and they drive, and they drive and they lead until finally they see a sign saying Calais They shrug their shoulders in despair and go home.
Okay, this one is not really European, but it is close Previously a favorite of my father.
An American traveling in Spain, and after seeing the sites, he decided to see the real Spain, to think outside the box and be a true adventurer So he goes to a dusty provincial town with only a hotel, a restaurant and a bullfight After checking ring, he goes to the restaurant for dinner Unfortunately, humans do not speak Spanish, and the server does the English confusing the most rudimentary follows with the menu, and finally the US says just bring me the special.
A little later, a plate arrived with what appears to be two very large meatballs and some garnishes The man didnt recognize, but it appears that it is an adventure, then he is hiding And he loves his dinner a lot, but can t identify exactly the kind of meat Thus, on finishing, he called the waiter over and, speaking slowly and loudly, as usual for those traveling beyond their language skills, demand he just eat the boy says is, uh  como se dice da da tentacles Koo No, your da does cos Yes testicles, testes da da bool bool fighting today.
The first US reaction is disgust, but after thinking a moment, he concluded that if you eat some of the meat of bovine animals, you can not really start complaining to eat other parts Furthermore, it tasted good .
The next day, US tourist returns to the same restaurant and told the boy to bring him the same thing he had eaten the day before this time, meat dumplings are much, much smaller Confused, the American called the server over to explain the boy and said: well, you know, da da bool bool in the struggle, you see, e not always lose.
And the boy said, Well, you know, da da bool bool in the struggle, you see, e not always lose.
A happy man is a paycheck American British manor a Japanese woman and a Chinese cook.
An unhappy man is a Chinese paycheck a British cook a Japanese house and an American woman.
Helmut Kohl visits an aquarium There he spy a man leaning on the shark tank, with two fingers hanging down in the water as it approaches, he realizes that the shark swims in a figure eight pattern, around fingers, again and again.
He told the man, how can you be sure it won t bite off the arm.
Hynoptised shark How on earth do you hypnotize a fish.
Well it is simple when you know how, Mr. Bundeskanzler Let me explain it removes water from fingers and release the shark from his trance Fish monster whips furiously water Where meat is After s subsided, the hypnotist invited Kohl to stick his fingers in the tank, it does, carefully.
Now you need to focus on fish is all about producing the right electric field Usually this is unconscious, but research has shown that biofeedback can control it.
Then, his eyes blinking slowly, her cheeks bulge, his mouth starts to open and close rhythmically and arms begin to make slow swimming movements.
A conversation between a Japanese and a Bulgarian Japanese.
- I work 3 hours a day for myself, 3 hours a day for the emperor and other 3 hours to Japan.
- I work 3 hours to myself, Emperor No we have not, and why the hell should I work for Japan.
A conversation between a Japanese and a Bulgarian.
- I work 3 hours a day for myself, 3 hours a day for the emperor and other 3 hours to Japan.
- I work 3 hours to myself, Emperor No we have not, and why the hell should I work for Japan.
There is an old joke of a country that works no longer exists, but I love it.
East German President Ulbricht wanted to know what people really thought about it, then he lost his security detail, anonymous workingmans changed clothes and hit a conversation with a random worker in a cafe.
After some time, he casually asked his new friend what he thought of Walter Ulbricht.
His friend puts a finger to his lips and takes him on a bus in East Berlin, then a train to Leipzig train changes with Ulbricht an anonymous country town, then takes a bus with him to a secluded spot on the Polish border, and then walking with him several miles into the forest.
Then he turns around, looking for security guards and Whispers In fact, I will not mind at all.
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