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Towards the end of their racing career, a Ford and a Chevrolet made a pact The first to reach the sky of the race let the other whether racing was even the sky.
As luck would have it, the Chevrolet was demolished in a fiery wreck few days later, it is revealed to the Ford in a vision that I have some good news and bad news, the Chevy Ford told the Good news is that the sky is crazy racing They have everything here - NASCAR, Indy cars, Formula 1, you name it.
So what's the bad news of the Ford asked the deceased Chevrolet.
The bad news is you won the pole position for the race on Saturday William L Eppley Chicago, Illinois.
A driver runs a red light and photographed by an automated police camera in the mail a little later, he received a photo of his car committed the offense and a citation for 60 instead of paying the fine, emails the motorist police department photo of three $ 20 bills Several days later, he received a letter back from the police service inside is a photograph of a pair of handcuffs Gustavo Grodnitzky Bolton Landing, New York.
A blonde not too bright but beautiful returned home one night when she was caught in a terrible storm The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and his car was badly dented.
The next day at the auto repair shop, restful decided to have a little fun at his expense to fix dents in the body, he said, to drive home, park the car, and when the pipe exhaust is cool, kneel and blow really hard into the exhaust pipe, and the bumps are coming out.
Later, a friend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on his knees, breathing hard in the exhaust pipe She asks what is going on and tells the story girlfriend laughed well, duhhh You must roll windows first, silly David Aman grand Rapids, Michigan.
A couple of young tourists are drawn by a patrol of the road The officer directs, asks the driver's license and registration, and when it doesn t get fast enough, the driver blows into his head that s for not your driver's license ready, he snaps I ain t got all day After issuing the driver a ticket, the patrol walks around to the other side of the car and blows the passenger in the head.
Owwww hollers passenger What to do for you.
That's to make your dream come true, 'said the cop, I know when to Gotten half a mile down the road, you will tell your friend here, he tried to Wish me Ed Webb Portland, Oregon.
A banker is proudly driving his new sedan Jaguar around New York Arriving at his destination, he parked the car at the curb and out of the side of the circulation As he opened the door, a taxi slams into it , ripping the door just off its hinges the taxi driver drove off as if nothing extraordinary has occurred.
A policeman who witnessed all this march to banker, groaning loudly now, Ohhh Myyy gaaawdd Look what that idiot did to my new Jaaaaggguuuaar.
The cop looks the banker shook his head and said: You're damn bankers materialistic Here you whine about your luxury car, and you do not even realize the cab ripped the arm.
The banker looked down where his arm used to be and starts to wail loudly, Myyy gaawd Ohhhh, my Rolllllleeeexxx went David Littlefield Houston, Texas.
A Texas rancher was visiting a farmer in Israel The Israeli pride was shown here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers and squash Over there, I built a game set for my children, next to the doghouse, the farmer said.
The land was tiny, and the Texan was surprised by its small size Does any country, he asked.
Yes, the Israeli said proudly It's all mine.
You mean this is it This is all the incredulous Texan.
Well, son, 'said the Texan, at home, I d get in my car before the sun to come and I to drive and drive and drive, and when the sun was setting, why I do to be halfway between my land.
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